I got a two-for-one deal on my fortune cookie fortune last night!

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Well this is great news! Especially when you contrast it to my past two days :-)

Yep…

fortune cookie fortunes…I hate them because of how much I love how relevant they can be sometimes…

a fortune cookie fortune from the Doctor

a fortune cookie fortune from the Doctor

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I found this underneath my bed…i JUST got here a few days ago…fortune cookie fortune, I’m not following your advice this time!

This fortune cookie fortune was perfect…the other day I was running for the purpose of training for basic training and I ran further & longer than I ever had before!

The bottom I found outside on the ground…the top one I like to finish reading with the phrase…”in bed!”

eatsbeets:

#youreright, #fortunecookie, #chinesefood

amazing fortune cookie fortune is amazing!

Hmmm…interesting…

OK…

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